Novelty Ride Enthusiast Prints

Kangaroo Bouncy Ride

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Tunnel of Like.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Turkey dot com.'

Parents compare buggies

'Slow and hurl.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

'Yes dear, matching novelty t-shirts.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

Surprise

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

'Welcome stockholders of 'Worldwide Novelty Products'.'

Although well intended, Santa's idea to take the elves to an amusement park was not well planned.

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl