Novelty Vehicle Rider Mugs

"Do I put Google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Cannonball!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Ball Pool Peril

Polo player on an inflatable horse.