Novelty Therapy Fan Pillows

Aversion Therapy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Krazy straw"

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

"Leftovers"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

"Too hard?"

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

Winter Sale

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

New Shoes.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Woman shopping for stress relief devices