Novelty Therapy Fan Prints

Aversion Therapy

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"It's my 30-day chip. One month catnip free."

"Krazy straw"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

"Leftovers"

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

Freak Accident Specialist

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Too hard?"

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

New Shoes.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

Winter Sale

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"