Novelty Ringtones Mugs

"That's cute, but you'll never realize your phone's ringing in here if your ringtone's a belch."

Dog Walking Services

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Ball Pool Peril

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Bumper Limos

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Leaking backpack.

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."