Novelty Entertainer Mugs

Spoonstock.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Clown Wife

"What's your occupation?"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Children's Entertainer

Dog Birthdays

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Clown walking his balloon dog.

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''

Why did I marry that clown?