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'Cannonball!'

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

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Sexual chemistry set

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'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

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"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Ball Pool Peril

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'Let's do lunch.'

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"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

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"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

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'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

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