Novelty Collecting T-Shirts

Marxist Elephant

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Beggar sitting on sidewalk with a cutout for taking tourist novelty pictures for money.

'Doctor, please help...The cat has clawed my girlfriend! I need a bicycle tube repair kit!'

"Acme jokes and novelties?"

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Apocalypse Research Center

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Bathroom Fairy

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

A close shave on the Titanic...

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"