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Oog, Inc. Hunting & Gathering Solutions.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

The little engine that could delegate.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Bumper Limos

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

Casual skydiving.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"I don't recall ever hearing the stockholders speak with such a unified voice as they did today!"

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

'We need two armored cars - one for cash, one for employees.'

Drinking Hats

'According to these numbers, our profit will be peanuts!'

'I've decided to recall our latest drug because of one side effect - law suits.'

Fish using extendable arm to get on the internet.

"I'm open to new things."

"They're bobbleheads."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

'You are here' T-shirt,

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.