Novel Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the literary critic in your life? Our curated collection combines wit and wisdom, perfect for those who analyze and critique every book they read. Whether they’re reviewing classics or contemporary hits, our items add a touch of humor and personality to their reading corner or everyday attire. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their love of literature and knack for critique. Find a gift that truly appreciates their passion for novels and storytelling.

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"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Thomas Mann.

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First Novels.

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Blue Stockings

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"Now I really hate poetry."

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'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.' mockup

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

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Jean-Paul Sartre

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Why we need poetry. . .

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German Expressionist Breakfast

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Shakespeare was bisexual

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance. mockup

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

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"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway." mockup

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

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Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death." mockup

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

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The Proust of Twitter

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"Oh, this old thing?"

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"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning." mockup

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

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The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

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Grimm's Reality Tales.

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"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author." mockup

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

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Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

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"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts." mockup

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

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Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin" mockup

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

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"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time." mockup

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

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"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work." mockup

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

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"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys." mockup

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

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"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box." mockup

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

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"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time." mockup

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

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"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer." mockup

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

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About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens... mockup

About the curriculum. The contemporary novel from Austen to Dickens...

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Novel Critic Gifts Collection

Novel Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and literary mugs perfect for your favorite novel critic.

Novel Critic Pillows

Find humorous and literary-themed pillows that add character to any reading space.

Novel Critic Prints

Browse our selection of artistic prints featuring witty and literary-inspired designs for critics and book lovers.

Novel Critic T-Shirts

Discover fun and clever t-shirts that celebrate the love of books and literary critique.