Notice Board Observer Pillows

New course - Surviving Unemployment

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Sing along with Mueller

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

Boris discover is where the 'money tree' is.

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'I like it!'

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Words from a Senator.

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

Banned Books

Junket mail

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

Competitions.

Caution Fiscal Precipice...Thank you for staying back.

'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'

"Crazy presidents come and go, but we've always had the Federal Bureaucracy for balance."

'Be aware - you are entering a facility that also processes nuts.'

Revelations of Robert M. Gates

"I've just finished that report on 'Cost Savings through Resource Sharing'."

'In principal we're happy with the 'trust' idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated.'

"Level with me, guys. Do any of you really understand what I'm saying, or is this just Male Pride Nodding Reflex?"

'Maybe we should look at those policing cuts again.'

"I was never call on in there. By my definition, that makes it a good meeting."

"The public favors mandatory drug testing for all politicians."

"The sanctity of the doctor-custodial staff relationship" "Carl, can you close the door? I can't hear myself think!" "Sure thing, Doc. I'm almost done." "You scum-sucking #!!@*!"

"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."