Noteworthy Romantic Pillows

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Saving a Heart

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Date Night

Living together, couple in love.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Antiques

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Armchair Dancing

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Proposal on a snowboard

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'My husband is an Astronomer: He treats me like a star...'

Gay couple living together.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Elderly couple

'Perhaps we should have been clearer... Paris is for attractive lovers.'

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

What star sign are you, let me guess...libra?

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"