Note Visualizer Gifts

Painting Music

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

'And this is after the creation of a Special Effects Department.'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Musical genres

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"For this year's financial picture, we've done away with graphs."

Musical Bicycle.

'OK, OK, I get it!! We'll drop bar charts and start using pie charts!'

Musical Note Nail

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'That's it, in a nutshell.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Hey—no cheating!"

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Musical Prodigy

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"...and it was at this point that I invested in a straightedge."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

"We start on #F."

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Bass Clef

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.