"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"
Note-loving Carnivore Gifts
Looking for a gift for a note-loving carnivore? Discover witty and creative products that capture their passion for meat and their appreciation for well-crafted notes. Perfect for foodies who enjoy a bit of humor and artistry, our collection offers unique options that they'll love to display and use.
"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!
'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'
"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."
'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
When pedants take a break.
The Butcher of 35th street.
Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)
"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."
How to play violin while reading a book...
Trumpet
Must be one of those underground bands.
Happy Student.
'You got sticky notes.'
'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'
'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'
"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"
An obstacle course for musicians,
A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.
A pinata filled with musical notes.
Vocal Masterclass
A Break In Music
"Hey, where's Frank?"
Some people who watch reality shows take notes.
"I miss the days of folk music."
"I spend most days fretting."
God's Seasonings
French Horn Microphones
'Note to self: Blackbirds. 4 and 20. Pie.'
Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.
"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"
'Could you... maybe just write me a little note about it?'
'Your honor, we the jury need to pick up pants at the dry cleaners, eggs and milk at the...oops, wrong note!'
Doctors are warned to take meticulous notes of all conversations with patients who refuse to accept treatment advice
Note-loving Carnivore Gifts Collection
Note-loving Carnivore Mugs
Discover our mugs featuring witty notes and carnivore cartoons—perfect for any meat lover with a sense of humor.
Note-loving Carnivore Pillows
Find playful pillows that add humor and personality to the home of any note-loving meat connoisseur.
Note-loving Carnivore Prints
Check out our art prints filled with clever cartoons for those who love to celebrate their meat passion with humor and style.
Note-loving Carnivore T-Shirts
Explore our fun and creative t-shirts that bring out the carnivore and note enthusiast in everyone.