Nosy Parker T-Shirts

Pollsters.

'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

"Once again, the answer is no."

'The cheek of it! There's a guy in that appartment with a telescope looking at us!'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

The successful rubbernecker...

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

You are here...

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

Eavesdrop date

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

'Who? Boson? Higgs Boson? Hey, where the hell have you been hiding?'

A day at the beach

Fish with Scuba Gear

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

For Your Dog

Pay 'n' Park Jackpot

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

"Where is Marie Kondo when you need her?"

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."