Nosy Parker Pillows

Pollsters.

'Let me through - I'm extremely nosy.'

"Don't mind me. I'm just nosy."

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

"Once again, the answer is no."

'The cheek of it! There's a guy in that appartment with a telescope looking at us!'

Neighbourhood watch with mother

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

The successful rubbernecker...

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

You are here...

Eavesdrop date

"Puff! Pant! They don't have to do this in the Premier League!"

'I told you I could squeeze into this space!'

'I thought putting it up there would deter ordinary folk from using it.' (Disabled Parking Space).

A day at the beach

Fish with Scuba Gear

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

For Your Dog

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

"Remember, we still have to complain about these beautiful sixty degree days when it turns seventy."

Pay 'n' Park Jackpot

"What if we spend all these billions, and there just aren't any more particles to find?"

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

"...and don't forget to feed the meter in half an hour."

'You don't have to worry about muggers around here!'

'What I would give for some of that stress.'

"I know you don't really eat candy, so, it's empty."