Nostalgic Worker Gifts

"When this is all over the first thing I'm going to do is make my way to the office, where water flows from coolers, the gossip flies freely, and your ears are sweetly serenaded by the low-level hum of a fluorescent light."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Man, times have changed.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Elvis Presley

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

You had me at vintage.