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"Aren't you kids supposed to say 'Trick or Treat'? Hey. I'm talking to you. Hello?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Home depot."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I said slime."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"