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"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Toadstools

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Home depot."

Night of the Zombonies.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I said slime."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Open House of Horrors

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."