Nostalgic Gambler Gifts

'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

Arcade Game Baseball.

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

school kids playing conkers

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

"He's been up all night and fell asleep at the wheel."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

Candy Land for Adults

Maybe substituting chocolate cookies for poker chips wasn't such a good idea.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'The batteries must be dead.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

'...here are this week's lucky fur balls.'

Inventing the roulette wheel.

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'