Nostalgic Dj Gifts

'I'm sure it's a lovely toy son, but sadly it takes Ukrainian batteries which are very difficult to get hold of'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Liam Gallagher.