Nostalgic Cupid Gifts

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Grandma's caf

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

Antiques

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Liam Gallagher.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'