Nostalgic Browser Gifts

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Grandma's caf

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'