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"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"I made you a mixtape."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Grandma's caf

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."