Nostalgic Ballers Pillows

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'Boy, that brings back memories.'

"Every time my grandma comes over she squeezes my cheek...I think that's what they call the old age pinchin'!"

Elderly couple