Nostalgic Sports Enthusiast Pillows

',,, Approaching third base,,, Turn left now,'

"It ain't fox-hunting, but shooting delivery drones comes close."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"You've still got it Joao."

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

Rugby golden oldies.

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"Tyler lost interest in baseball once he tried old-time boxing."

Video Horse Shoes.

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

Forged signed memorabilia.

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

"No fair!"

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

1923 - The famous 'Flying Wedgie' formation.

Heenan Sayers Fight - Reception of Nast at Heenan's training base

'Dad, I don't mind you living vicariously through my sports. But do I have to wear your old uniform?'

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."