Nostalgic Ballers Mugs

"The worst thing about getting shorter is you can't get those rebounds any more."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

I got my bad back from an old football injury.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"You've still got it Joao."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"Every time my grandma comes over she squeezes my cheek...I think that's what they call the old age pinchin'!"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'