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'Coming into work today I teared up on hearing 'The Way We Were'.'

"Of course I hung out with my friends when I was young...at the clothesline"

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'I still miss the Sopranos.', 'Yes, but the Clintons are back!'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'

'I guess it's our fault. The wireless generation doesn't know what a plug is.'

The Victorian Suburb

'In political news, GOP candidates watched old Reagan movies so they could appear more 'Reaganesque'.'

"So your patient is suing you because he's become addicted to love under your care. How much 80's music do you play in your office?"

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'

Old Time Cop and Antique Car

"Your infection is (obviously) retrograde."

'I've always been a geek. In high school I was voted least likely to suffer from jock itch.'

'I miss my water bed.'

"He's beginning to recognize you"

Historic Dress

'Can you spare me a few minutes?'

Man returning Jaws to the video shop

'The young people of today don't know what it's like... I had to SUE for every penny I've gotten.'

"I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads."

What seemed like forever of being gone, one day Skippy rolled back home.

"The following show is aimed at the 18-35 age group. If you don't fit into that category, you're not supposed to like it."

"My Gmail account is full. I can't get any more email." "So?" "I'll miss email. It was so old-timey. You could write hundreds or even thousands of words, with actual paragraphs." "People didn't see any little animations to show them you were typing. They had to actually wonder if you were going to reply." "And the spam was fun. You never got to hear from Nigerian princes while you're checking your texts." "Just delete stuff." "If you delete a few gigs of old emails, you'll be able to get n

You're drooling. Why are you drooling, little buddy? It's

What're you watching on your me-phone? "Batman v Superman" bootleg. That reminds me of the time Adam West caught me and George Reeves smooching in the woods. Adam and I had been over for weeks, but he was still insanely jealous. Adam who and George what? They should outlaw anyone under 40. Anyone seen any woods around here?

Victor & Ilsa - The Latter Years

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'