Norwegian Heritage Gifts

Jens Stoltenberg.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Several generations live together in Cuba

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Edvard Grieg

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Scot holding a heart.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Pooper-scoopers!"

"He's retreated into nationalism."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Viking warrior has admirer.

Famous Time Traveller Will Live Here

"Can DNA testing really prove that George Washington was the 'Father if our Country'?"

Welsh Lady

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

"My pappy built this shell with his bare claws. I'll be damned if some freeloader moves in."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Wotan

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Greece

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."