Northern Advocates Pillows

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

The Ascent of Woman

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"The Nominees"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

Crime Scene

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

World on Fire

"Nope. No fish."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Global warming

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

Melting North Pole

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Urban spring.

Climate Change is a Hoax

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

Climate Crisis