Northern Advocates Mugs

"Are there people who don't live in London?"

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

The Ascent of Woman

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Ecological balance.

Crime Scene

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"I don't think of it as an environmental disaster, I think of it as inventing extinct animals."

World on Fire

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

Global warming

"Nope. No fish."

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

Urban spring.

Climate Change is a Hoax

Melting North Pole

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'Just watch, environmentalists will use this to push their agenda.'

"I like working in Search and Rescue: people are so genuinely happy when you reach them..."

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."