Norse Narrative Navigator Pillows

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Bookworm Sleepover

Captain in a storm

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Touché"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Saved...life is good!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Moustached gentleman