Nordic Walking Enthusiast Gifts

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"A little help, please."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Could you give us a push?'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The Thinker

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'