Nordic Walking Enthusiast Gifts

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"A little help, please."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

'I miss the good old days!'

"But I use all of them!"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'Could you give us a push?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

The Thinker

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."