Nootropics Reviewer T-Shirts

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Can't Touch This

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

"My best friend is my phone."

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Body Building

The Music Critic.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"How was the play!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

Forbidden Vegetable

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"You call that a suit?"

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.