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'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Can't Touch This

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"My best friend is my phone."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

Body Building

The Music Critic.

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

Performance reviews in Hell.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"Writing that book was a real strain."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"How was the play!"

Forbidden Vegetable

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

The Critic...

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"You call that a suit?"

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.