Noon Enthusiast Gifts

Very High Noon

Packaging Russian Dolls

Any time is cake o'clock

Teapot

"Can that be right?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

1,572 Performances.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'Do you want toast with that?'

Bat

Tea Snob.

The Queen on holiday

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"I brought my lunch."

'I'll do half of it.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Rating the Sunrise.

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Lunch!"

"Good coffee."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

Woman opens sushi box.

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"

"No, you can't go to the rock concert! It's vital you don't damage your hearing!"

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'