Afternoon Tv Enthusiast Gifts

When it comes to emptying your mind, you can't beat afternoon TV!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

TV-Man

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Child hooking into a television

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.