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"I try not to be picky, but this meal is a bit too sticky!"

Today we learned to count to one.

Italia tours

"Spelt udon or no udon!"

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Year of the Rat

Dog Chow Mein

Chick in noodle soup.

Soup

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

Noodle exchange program.

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'I'll have what he's having.'

Pandemic Orphans

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Chicken and noodles.

Chinese business cuisine.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

Having a varied diet doesn't just mean all 12 varieties of 'kwiknoodles'.

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

China in Space.

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

'You just continue to grow.'

If I learn how to write Roman Numerals, will that help me write computer code?

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '