Nonviolent Warrior Gifts

Food Fight

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Militant Pacifists

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"I will avenge you, Father."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Down with Negativism!

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

The Last Flower

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Calm in the Face of Chaos

Global warming.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Olive Branch

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Angle Horrified by Pollution

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."