Nonviolent Warrior Mugs

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

Wrestling Our Inner Demons

Militant Pacifists

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Minister Starts at a New Church

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"I will avenge you, Father."

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Down with Negativism!

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

The Last Flower

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Global warming.

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

Olive Branch

"Namaste! The divinity in me versus the divinity in you!"

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Angle Horrified by Pollution