
"Another incident averted! Thank God for the good guy with a staple gun!"
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"Another incident averted! Thank God for the good guy with a staple gun!"
"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."
Fathers are Heroes
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
"Baldo, I'm proud of you. You stood up for what you believed in...but you didn't resort to violence."
'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'
'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'
Lunch-Hour Highlights
Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century
"What did you swallow" - "My pride"
"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.
Olive Branch
Food Fight
Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.
Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.
"You monster!"
"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."
"... Keep your eyes on the prize." John Lewis, 1940-2020
"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."
Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.
Gandhi
The motherhood
Back from MLK Day so soon? There were tons of people. We finished painting the rec center early. 3 hours makes you a good person? At least I went! Hey! I sacrificed for Dr. King's memory. I refrained from violent video games. Congrats. An MLK Day of internet service.
'You can uncover your eyes now, dear. The dessert cart is out of sight.'
Freddy is a pacifist who counters violence with words. Sam the mugger likes people like Freddy.
Within the System
Martin Luther King Jr
Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'
"Some of us are unsung heroes."
Man with a sign that says: Violence Never Solves Anything, has been knock out cold.
Activist in superhero outfit with a sign.
"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."
Boys and their Toys: Crouching soldier with water pistol as a gun.
"Didn't you hear me calling you?? I fell down in the shower!"
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