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'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Edward Lear

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

Little Things

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

'And now the other leg!'

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but you have a tentative offer from Burma-Shave.

"You're not the first owl I've been with."

"I'm sure you're a very talented Mr Lear...but this is quite frankly nonsense."

"Are you colour-blind? Pea-green, I said, not monochrome!"

'He preferred his murphy with a wheen of triose.'