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"You're not the first owl I've been with."

"'Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble..."

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Thomas Hardy

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Henrik Ibsen,

Lord Byron

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Sinking with your heart

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Friedrich Schiller

Limerick Airport

This man is an island.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

"Nevermore."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

The unknown war poet.

"The Sky... Was Beyond Description"

Seamus Heaney

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I didn't know which one to cross."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.