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....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

"You're going to hate yourself."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

Iliadette.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

How a poet works

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

A.M Gorky

The Raven in Flight

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Gavrila Derzhavin

Lord Byron

Rudyard Kipling

Bob Dylan

Fyodor Sologub

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight."

"This year I wrote you a Valentine poem: Flowers are nice, candy divine, but what we really need is a bottle of wine!"

Hopeless Romantic - "I wandered lonely as a hat..."

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Spike Milligan.

'It's very nice, dear, but it's still not as lovely as a tree.'

Poems to Spookify

Ben Jonson

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.