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'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

....And there is the wood a piggy-wig stood, with a ring at the end of his nose.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"I think it is most admirable," said Alice, "that you gave up a thriving law practice to be with this lovely child."

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

'Edward Lear's schooldays.'

BARBER

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Through the Looking Glass-King's Messenger in Prison

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

Little Things

'Now we'll try some word association.', 'Fling dorp snoogle!'

'What a horrid little pussy you are, you are. What a horrid little pussy you are!'

Through the Looking Glass - Alice and Humpty Dumpty.

'Let's be frank. Perky isn't right for you.'

'And now the other leg!'

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

"I know this is all nonsense , but that's the paradigm I'm stuck with."

Alice in Wonderland - The Mad Hatter.

Tin performs show tunes. Man says: 'It does exactly what it says on the tin.'

Have you ever tried omphaloskepsis, Axel? It's the contemplation of one's navel as part of a mystical exercise. Being a comic strip wolverine, I don

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

Alice in Wonderland - Farmer William

"Tell me - where do you get all your ideas?"

"You're not the first owl I've been with."