Nonconformist Chef Gifts

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Do not think outside the box!

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'What do you mean you don't want to be a model? Just what do you plan to do with the rest of your life?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"