Non Sequitur Fan T-Shirts

The Museum of Swine Art.

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

'Yeah...but maybe there's such a thing as looking too natural.'

'How do you like the new solar-enhancing windows dear?'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

God's Double Whammy.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"Travel changed me."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Tic tac toe.

'Are you sure every artist paints himself?'

Specialising in Multiple Personality Disorder

Heat Wave Podium

'Why, yes. . . Bert did work as a mortgage broker before opening this place. . . How'd you guess?'

'My policy is to stay in close contact with my employees . . . figuratively speaking.'

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

When Barry decided to start a campaign for gum control.

"Apropos-of-nothing last words." "...John Stamos' middle name is Phillip."

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

Ostriches

"I like subtitles. I can watch the movie, skip the book, and not feel guilty."

'Whew!'

Very little fan fair.

"Late, as usual."

"He has just discovered that he's not going to turn into a beautiful butterfly!"

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'