'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'
Non-chef Partner Gifts
Searching for a special gift for your non-chef partner who loves creativity? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate their artistic side and sense of humor. From playful mugs to stylish t-shirts, give a gift that’s as unique as they are—whether they’re into art, crafting, or just expressing themselves in their own way. Perfect for surprising them on special days or just because you want to put a smile on their face, these products are designed to showcase their creative spirit.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Shepherd and eurydice
'I sent out for everything.'
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"I was with you right up to the cumin."
Come dine with me!
"Ahhh... close enough."
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Tell me about this fear of couches."
'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'
'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
Larry's used art
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."
"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."
You're my Mona Lisa.
The Busy Gardener
Polly txt speak
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"
Police Feline Unit
"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'
"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."
Mum and baby both have pacifier.
'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
Non-chef Partner Gifts Collection
Non-chef Partner Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring creative and witty designs, perfect for your non-chef partner’s daily coffee moments.
Non-chef Partner Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with playful and creative designs, perfect for your partner’s relaxing space or creative corner.
Non-chef Partner Prints
Enhance their home or studio with captivating art prints that reflect their artistic flair and unique personality.
Non-chef Partner T-Shirts
Explore our fun and unique t-shirts that celebrate creativity and individuality—ideal for expressing your non-chef partner’s artistic spirit.