Nomadic Lifestyle Lover Gifts

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

REPENT! Get back to nature

Thumbing a Lift.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Now do you believe me?"

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'But this IS my mobile home!'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"Accounting has really changed you, Razor-Face."

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Why aren't you wearing a collar and on a leash? I don't mean to sit in judgment of alternative lifestyles, but personally, I find that a little bit kinky.

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

'And this is our open-to-anything-plan office.'

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

Birthday Suit Alterations

"Relax, man. The hallucinations aren't due to food poisoning. That's just the first course kicking in."

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

I like him. He makes me almost laugh.

"Why can't we have a mobile home?"