Noisy Page-turner T-Shirts

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Reading

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Bibliomaniac

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Writing For Dummies Books For Dummies.

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'TV on the blink?'

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

Writer's block

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

"I know it's my turn, but please continue."

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"