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"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

The Witches Discover The Wok

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Reading

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

I Heart Juggling

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Bibliomaniac

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

Small child checks out a book.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"I'll recommend your book if you recommend mine."

'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

Madeleine L'Engle

'TV on the blink?'

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

What can I get you today? I'll have a latte and

"Ah yes, 'The Three Little Pigs', a cautionary tale of insufficient real estate market analysis."

"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."

Publishing Co. Book Editor. How does a "do-it-yourself" book end up with six co-authors?

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."