"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."
Noise-sensitive Navigator Prints
Decorate their space with prints that playfully honor the noise-sensitive navigator’s love for quiet, blending humor and style for a calming effect.
The Life of Pi
"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"
"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"
"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."
"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."
'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'
Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'
'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'
'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'
"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."
Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.
"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."
Number Phobia.
'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'
'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'
"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."
I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.
"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."
'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'
Niche Marketing
Things You Should Know About...
A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.
"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"
"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."
"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."
'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'
"Okay, so I've outgrown my niche in Organizational Behavior. I'll re-niche."
I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).
Moral Ambiguity
Nature Magnified
Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.
Snooze Cruise
Noise-sensitive Navigator Prints Collection
Noise-sensitive Navigator Mugs
Discover more thoughtful mugs perfect for noise-sensitive navigators and bring a touch of humor to their quiet moments.
Noise-sensitive Navigator Pillows
Comfort and humor collide in our pillows for noise-sensitive navigators, perfect for creating a peaceful retreat.
Noise-sensitive Navigator T-Shirts
Check out our amusing t-shirts for noise-sensitive navigators and give them a fun way to express their love for tranquility.